Try the new snack that's driving kids crzy. Try the new Embellish gummy strips by Gnar Tapes & Shit-Food company. Crystal-clear perception is vital for consuming this hilarious vittle. Riddle me this, can you remember when you tasted something as supremely, stupidly studly as this form of sustainance? When's the last time. When is. When was.
The best part about the whole experience is the amazing after-effect, known as 'embellishing'
"I'm sorry I was acting such a fool last night. I've been embellishing a lot since the accident."
So when you got those incontrollable urges for munchies when you're polishing off that dinosaur egg you bought from a friend of a friend at his weird appartment, reach for Embellish.
It's the best snack you've yet to try.
ABSOLUTELY 10 OUT OF 10
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