Mango

There are about twenty three reasons why I need to tell you about this amazing new dietary supplement! Pack this muthafucka up in a glass bong or even a little fake-cigarette-lookin one hitter and get your inner relaxation on! One of the rarer buds we here at Bitchpork.Com have encountered, this sticky grass sensation was an overnight hit (literally!) One of the cheif characteristics of Mango is its unmistakeable appearance; abundant bright-orange hairs poke our from every crack and a massive crystal count makes it look like it was dipped in a LOT of sugar.
It is the taste, however, of this wonderful bud that makes it so very exceptional. As soon as the smoke creeps into your mouth an immediate sensation of sweetness pulls at the roof of your mouth and works it's way down into your throat, turning spicy as the surprisingly dense smoke fills the lungs. This is where it gets tricky; trying to hold the pungent fog in your gully can be quite a feat of strength and determination. Most everyone, whether they be a well-seasoned toke-monster or a casual smoker, is left clutching their chest, coughing mightily.
Whether you want to get down on duplicating tapes or you just want to relax after all that coffee you had today, Mango will smoothly soothe your inners with a deep, mellowing calm.

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"I smoke marijuana because I want to go to heaven before I die."