Lychee Fruit

This shit was nasty. I had no idea what the hell it was at first. Caroline and Sarah were trying to get me to eat one, but they wouldn't tell me what they were. I seriously considered that the fruit my be either A) from another world/existence B) poisonous or C) some strange pod/egg designed to proliferate a prehistoric parasite and that Caroline and Sarah were involved with some kind of cult eons old. When I peeled it I saw a milky white interior glistening, revealing grape-like meat. They told me not to eat the seed, but I did. Now I am a tree.

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