Puppies

BRO YOU SEE EM WALK DOWN THE STREET JUST SHOWIN OFF. YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT. WITH THAT LITTLE WALK WITH THAT LITTLE BOUNCE IN THEIR STEP. THESE FUCKIN LITTLE BITCHES. GODDAMN THEY SO CUTE. THEY SO NICE I WANT PUT HEAD IN MY MOUTH. BIG PUPPY EYES. FINE ASS. BRO. FR REAL. YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT. BRO THIS PUPPY IS SO GOOD. OH GOD BRO. I\'M GETTING KINDA HARD BRO. BRO THIS PUPPY IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE NEW ANIMAL COLLECTIVE EP. BRO THIS PUPPY IS BETTER THAN THE NEW VAMP WEEKEND ALBUM. BRO IF THIS PUPPY WERE RELEASED AS AN ALBUM ON SUBPOP TH REAL PITCHFORK WOULD TOTALLY GIVE THIS PUPPY A 8.7-8.8 OUT OF 10.0. YEAH BRO IVE TOTALLY GOT A HARDON. FURRY FUCKIN LITTLE PUPPIES WALKIN AROUND LIKE PET ME PET ME IM SO CUTE SO NICE. SO NICE. SO LITTLE FURRY PUPPY DOG BUDDY I WANNA PUT HEAD IN MY MOUTH. FUCKIN PUPPY MY MOUTH WET. FUCKIN DROOL ON NEW AMERICAN APPAREL HOODIE. FUCKIN PUPPY FURRY ON MY HOODIE. FUCKIN JERKIN LITTLE PUPPY DONG. WANNA PUT HEAD IN MOUTH. MY MOUTH SO WET. ME SO HUNGRY. ME PLAY PUPPY GAMES.

8.7-8.8 OUT OF 10.0

Donut Bacon Cheeseburger

See what we like to do is make it nasty! It kills your from within and leaves you weeping for life! Weeping to live and weeping forever for the pork that screams in your ass. Cock. Balls.

0 is what makes the donut

Genoa Salami

Oh it's delicious
Now baby don't get suspicious
You know Salami is a friend of mine
And you know that it's true,
All the Salam that I do,
Is gonna come out of me in my sweet time,

Come equipped to make
Salami, salami
Come ready to eat
Salami, salami

It's OK to eat the meat!

5/5