New Black Jack Taco 89 Cents

Two words: mouth feel. It's a term used at my work to associate the sensation one gets from the flavor notes of coffee. I assume it crosses over to tacos as well. The New Black Jack Taco 89 Cents from Taco Bell has a mouth feel that begs the question; has Taco Bell finally done it? Have they made my pockets fat, while subsequently making me full and fat? Happy in leaving, knowing that I was full and could still buy that tall can of PBR to wash down the flavor. Can you imagine? What if I found the key to a healthy lifestyle? A few New Black Jack Tacos 89 Cents and a tall can of PBR every night? Could that be my life ratio?

The Taco Bell website describes this new flavor all-star as "a crunchy black taco shell filled with seasoned beef, zesty pepper jack sauce, shredded lettuce and a blend of three cheeses - cheddar, pepper jack and mozzarella."

Holy fuck can I talk about the pepper jack sauce?

Starfucker changed their name to Pyramid


(Halloween! Free New Black Jack Taco 89 Cents FREE at Taco Bell!)

When People don't clean the french press, or, like any dish in this house

Okay, so I love eating on dishes and not feeling responsible for cleaning them because I'm not at my house, but what am I a baby? Literally figuratively, I try to clean my dish when I remember but sometimes your ignorance is more destructive than we could possibly imagine. And who feels the effects of this tragic lapse of judgement? Everyone. Turkey. The dudes that came and passed in at our pad today and just everyone. The judge. Stilly, Why not just clean your damn dish every time. ESPECIALLY THE FRENCH PRESS!! Dude, can't you taste that?? Uhgyru. It's still a babies world I guess, especially where the weirdos dwell. We're all floating kind of stupidly in our own direction I guess, and who really got to blast the moon? Yeah. I know it's a weird thing. This shit goes by day by day by day by day by day by day by day by day.

day by day